The Magic Advertising Formula
Please don’t think that I’m suggesting that you should offend small groups of people. That’s not it at all.I’ll bet the point becomes obvious as you read these examples.Example Number One:Everyone has heard the fable of the six blind men and the elephant. It’s a...
Cause and Effect: Another Application of Transactional / Relational Shoppers
Suppose that you had 50 people in a room, and asked each of them to flip a coin. Those whose coins came up “tails” were instructed to sit down, and those who had “heads” flipped again.The law of averages suggests that twenty-five of your people would flip a second...
The Invisible Ad
Ads that look like ads, sound like ads, and are loaded to the gills with clichés, are a waste of money.
It’s Not The Weather
“Twenty years ago this used to be so easy,” he said. “When sales were slow we’d put up the big tent, put a bunch of boats in the tent, set up a prize registration box, grill some hotdogs, and invite a radio station. We’d sell half a dozen boats easily.“Ten years ago...
Ask About the Failures
Marketing consultants love to tell you their success stories. Listen to them long enough and you’ll believe they never make mistakes. Ask them about their failures. Oh, we all have them. They’re universally embarrassing. The good consultants have fallen on their...
Marketing as a School of Art
A good art instructor takes her students through a number of different “schools” of painting in the course of their education. Does she do this to give them a broader appreciation of art? No. That’s a side benefit.She does it so that they can learn specific techniques...
The Relational Mechanic
Every business creates its own professional reputation. Sometimes we refer to it as "word of mouth." Given enough time, a positive reputation may be all that's necessary for a business to become successful.But even word of mouth reinforces either a relational or a...
Twice A Year Is Recommended
I’ve passed that sign well over three hundred times. Three hundred impressions made their way into my brain. At the conscious level? Well, conscious enough that I did start thinking I was past due for a check-up.
So You Need A Survey, Do You?
Americans are just so gosh darn optimistic.*Ask ‘em. Ask ‘em what they intend to buy in the next year. Then compare those results to what they did buy last year. Everyone intends to purchase major appliances, a new car, or a Caribbean vacation next year.But somehow...
Advertising and Air Conditioner Sales
Are incentive programs a good marketing investment? What happens when you’ve incentivised the wrong behavior?



