{"id":21,"date":"2005-05-18T10:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-18T17:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishingforcustomers.com\/when-you-lie-to-prospects\/"},"modified":"2005-05-18T10:08:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-18T17:08:00","slug":"when-you-lie-to-prospects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/develop-my-site.com\/fishing2\/when-you-lie-to-prospects\/","title":{"rendered":"When You Lie To Prospects"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all carry around fragments of things we almost remember. For instance, I can just about recall a statement <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gandalf.it\/m\/ogilvy2.htm\">David Ogilvy <\/a>made in the late 70&#8217;s. I&#8217;ve been a fan of Ogilvy since I happened across a copy of <u>Confessions Of An Advertising Man<\/u> in Bismarck, North Dakota&#8217;s Owl Bookstore back in 1975. <\/p>\n<p>As I recall, (and this entire statement is subject to revision when I finally find the exact quote) Ogilvy was addressing the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aaaa.org\/eweb\/startpage.aspx\">American Association of Advertising Agencies <\/a>when he said &#8220;<i>There isn&#8217;t a school of advertising worth a damn* anywhere in the world, and I&#8217;ll contribute the first $10,000 if someone will start one<\/i>.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><span class=\"fullpost\"><\/p>\n<p>He later commented that making such an outrageous statement at least twice per decade is enough to keep any public figure in the public eye. <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the owners of Salary Dot Com are also fans of David O. It seems that they also make outrageous statements for publicity purposes. Shall we look at their statement?<\/p>\n<p>On Monday, May 2, Salary Dot Com claimed that, based on the work she performs, the average stay-at-home Mom should be earning <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salary.com\/graphics\/stayathomegraphic.gif\">$131,471 per year<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>As you may expect, this statement got them publicity. I became aware of it on a segment of Good Morning America. <\/p>\n<p>However, I&#8217;m one of those skeptical types who just can&#8217;t accept any claim without doing the math.** (My friends frequently don&#8217;t appreciate this aspect of my personality. My clients usually do).<\/p>\n<p>Salary Dot Com made some assumptions: that without any preparation for the job, without training, without a degree or a license, without a demonstration of skills or even references, they have assumed an entry level mother should receive a base pay of $21.73 per hour. They then assume she&#8217;ll put in 54 hours of overtime per week. Yougottabekiddinme. <\/p>\n<p>The article further assumes two school-aged children. What does Mom do while they&#8217;re in school? Doesn&#8217;t Dad have any interraction with his kids? Mom has sole custody, never takes a break, and she and the kids never go to sleep? At $32.60 per overtime hour we need to start docking this woman for television time, telephone time, and the time it takes to read an occasional <u>Redbook<\/u>.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, Salary Dot Com has assumed that our entry-level Mom could find simultaneous part-time jobs in the workforce as a nurse, and as a daycare center teacher, as a chauffeur, and as a CEO&#8230; with no training or experience in any of these careers&#8230; while earning as much as people who have chosen those career paths and work those jobs full time. I personally know several CEOs who earn much less than the $612,623 assumed by Salary Dot Com. I would also ask for validation of their assumed salaries for &#8220;van driver,&#8221; &#8220;nurse,&#8221; and &#8220;general maintenance worker.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Ok&#8230; I reject their assumptions, which means that I also reject their conclusion. Everything from this point forward is based on my observations of the workforce. Your actual milage may vary.<\/p>\n<p>Without training or demonstrable skills a person accepting an entry-level job can expect to start at about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dol.gov\/dol\/topic\/wages\/minimumwage.htm\">$7.00 per hour<\/a>. Annual salary based on a forty-hour week equals $14,000. As for overtime, shall we be generous and say 25 hours a week? At time and a half ($10.50\/hour) add another $13,650 per year. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a total of $27,650 for a live-in housekeeper, cook, and babysitter. I&#8217;m reasonably sure that a typical family could find such a person on the open market. <\/p>\n<p>Of course, we&#8217;d probably have to deduct our live-in housekeeper, cook, and babysitter&#8217;s clothing, her automobile, it&#8217;s insurance, her health insurance, and her retirement program. Oh, and let&#8217;s not forget that as an employee she wouldn&#8217;t be entitled to half of Dad&#8217;s net worth. <\/p>\n<p>$131,470 per year my&#8230; foot.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fishingforcustomers.blogspot.com\/2005\/04\/passing-torch-torching-past-part-2.html\">Verisimilitude<\/a>. The appearance of truth. <\/p>\n<p>We started this essay discussing partial memories. If you only remember part of what I wrote today, please remember this: <strong>Chuck McKay is not anti-stay-at-home-mom<\/strong>. My mother was a single parent long before it became fashionable. We&#8217;d have loved for her to be able to stay at home. <\/p>\n<p>My purpose in writing this is to point out that Salary Dot Com has made an irrational claim that they can&#8217;t validate. <\/p>\n<p>In other words, they lied.<\/p>\n<p> They might call it a promotional stunt. I call it lying. <\/p>\n<p> I can no longer trust any information posted on their site. <\/p>\n<p>This is what happens when you make unsubstantiated claims which don&#8217;t &#8220;ring true&#8221; with people&#8217;s life experiences. They believe that you lied. They conclude that you can&#8217;t be trusted. They quietly decide to never do business with you. <\/p>\n<p>_____________________________________________________<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>* I wonder what David Ogilvy would have thought of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wizardacademy.com\/showmemo.asp?id=142\">Wizard Academy<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>** I also do the math on public service announcements. Nearly as I can tell, based on the projections being made in the 80&#8217;s, the last square mile of Brazilian rainforest disappeared in 1987, and the last American became homeless in 1998. It probably didn&#8217;t make the news because the last American would have died of Aids two years earlier. <\/p>\n<p><!-- BEGIN: Constant Contact HTML for Send Page to Friend  --><br \/><a HREF=\"http:\/\/ui.constantcontact.com\/sa\/fp.jsp?plat=i&#038;p=f&#038;m=xt8nujbab\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Send This Page To A Friend<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><!-- END: Constant Contact HTML for Send Page to Friend  --> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all carry around fragments of things we almost remember. For instance, I can just about recall a statement David Ogilvy made in the late 70&#8217;s. I&#8217;ve been a fan of Ogilvy since I happened across a copy of Confessions Of An Advertising Man in Bismarck, North Dakota&#8217;s Owl Bookstore back in 1975. 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